Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
But guess what. I'm gonna roll over and go to sleep cuz there's no cuddling in phone sex.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
I'm talking to a corgi on tinder..wtf has my life come to
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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