I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wish I could teleport
bella threw up all over the kitchen floor then looked at me, laughed, and walked away
isn't bella the cat???
that she is
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He's doing the 1:45AM lap: he goes around the bar, finds the hottest crying girl 15 minutes before close, and brings her home. I would feel bad for the girls if it wasn't such incredible genius.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
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