We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
His concept of male bonding is doing lines in adjacent stalls.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
He gave me a box of cheez-its after sex, does that make me a hooker?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
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