1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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