so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Tequila bombs in champagne seemed like a good idea at the time.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Also I'd like you to set a calendar reminder that goes off every day for you to take 2 minutes to think about what your life would be like without me.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
She referred to my balls as rotund and handsome
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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