Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
It's blow job season.
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
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