Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You told me I couldn't make out with you until I added you on LinkedIn
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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