Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I don't remember anything past "we have 15 minutes to drink this keg."
I just had a full choir singing the phrase pudding cup in my head. Too. Stoned.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
That awkward moment when you can't tell what smells like tacos: you, the cat, or the strange guys blanket your so tenderly swaddled in.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
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