oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
So many bounce houses so little time
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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