I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
She ordered an O'douls. That was the end of that date
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
rest in peace liver.
It was nice having you occupy space in my body that could be holding beer n chicken.
that's going in my livers obituary.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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