Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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