If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
i was drunk enough to give the cab driver my number when he said "you talk like you like guys"
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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