This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
I have officially tracked lube all over our house on the bottom of my socks without knowing it. Don't slip when you come in
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
i'm in a very strange mood rn i'm listening to bruno mars??? am i ok????
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