I think i sorta joined a cult last night
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I fucked the midget version of a backstreet boy and I am not mad about it
Dude, you need to come and get her. She's sitting on the bathroom floor making hearts with her menstrual blood. And remind me never to let her do jello shots again
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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