i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
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