Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
God, you're like boner-b-gone
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
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