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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I swear to god if you eat that last piece of pie while I'm gone I will never speak to you again. I'm so serious.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
The 666th photo in my phone is of him and if that's not a sign that he's secretly the Antichrist, idk what is. Also, bring more rum.
You're the air beneath my wings and the lookout when I pee
I was amazing, unlike anything he's ever experienced. I somehow made him feel young and old.and he never felt old before. He feels I will literally kill him. With my magic, lethal vagina.
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