I actually just cleaned easy glide lube off my desk. My life has gone way down hill since I met you.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
is it fun? or sober?
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
Randomize