We're so high we're finding things in the room to build a submarine with. So far we have two cardboard boxes, a piece of wood, puffy paint, and an empty bottle to use as a periscope.
She's riding a tiny four-wheeler and has a Dos Equis in her hand. I at least have to meet her.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
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