OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
Randomize
