What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
I just want to get drunk and not have to worry about you leaving me at the bar.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
Randomize
