He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
You don't forget tits like those, even if you are vegas drunk.
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
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