Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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