My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I just caught my mom fingering herself in the bathroom...Im moving out.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Cool, so I just walked in on my grandfather checking his prostate in the kitchen.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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