half the nation just spent an hour watching a balloon fly around. we are officially the dumbest fucking country.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
I mentioned the porn thing he mentioned a brother it all kinda just came together
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
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