David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Just ate a gummy bear I found in my sheets. So yeah, 2013 is SO gonna be my year.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
When I met you, I was just like "who the fuck is this drunk chick throwing up on my bed?" But I'm glad we're friends now
whered you go
woke up in a ditch, shat infront of a little league game, slept in her stairway...i need to come here more often
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