Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
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