So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
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I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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