she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
Are my feet made of real feet?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
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