so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I think I'm still high. And I definitely still smell like lobster, so there's that
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
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