I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
I get way too drunk to be trusted with family heirlooms
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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