I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Yeah I would come and meet you but there's 3 polish girls yelling at a drunk polish guy in the carpark outside. They just dumped a whole pizza over his head and I want to see where this ends...
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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