i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I forgot i ate a salad for dinner, so while i was barfing in his toilet, i kept screaming "i ate leaves?? i cant believe you let me eat leaves!"
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
The cop let us off with a warning because I had more Twitter followers than he did. The future is terrifying.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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