i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
you know that moment when all the alcohol kicks in and suddenly you realize the bar is very loud and you just want to bite someone sexy and ride their face i am kinda at that moment
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
u better not lose ur virginity to a sugar daddy who doesn’t post a pic of himself to tinder
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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