I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
Next time we go to the river, we nominate you to flash people for free booze. Your tits are the biggest.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
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