are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
I just came out of my doctor's office and i look into the window and i see a guy sitting in the front seat getting head.
why are you so shocked? you live in brooklyn.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Nah it's cool, I made him pinky promise me he wouldn't die if I left him passed out in the bathroom.
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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