I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
I think im going to throw up on grandma
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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