I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
IT'S MY BIRTHDAY. I SHOULDN'T HAVE TO DRIVE 3 HOURS FOR BIRTHDAY SEX.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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