Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
just got cropdusted by the delivery guy...this was not in my job description.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The uberlube is also flammable
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
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