it sucked. he totally couldn't get it up. blamed it on never having cheated b4. Couldn't stop laughing. fuck.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
We just shotgunned beers for America
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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