we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
Your dad's facebook is ejaculating midlife crisis all over my minifeed
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
Randomize