And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
At best buy, little boy just crawled into my stall while i was taking a shit
Before he took off his pants he paused and said, "Remember..sometimes great things come in small packages."
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
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