I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
Now accepting any stories about my adventures last night, in particular why my knuckles are bleeding.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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