All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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