Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
She just kept tellin me God was coming back and he was leavin her with a bag of stale doritoes and shitty friends.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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