You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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