we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I just saw how many times I called you last night. You're welcome.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
we've dated a week and made out twice. he is taking it slow. but his body is stupid sexy. just want him to stop respecting me and fuck me like a gutter slut. respect me later im not getting younger.
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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