so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
He sent me a slow motion video of him jerking off...it was so long (the video not his dick) even I felt awkward watching it alone
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
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