So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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