I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I just want to have normal problems like what kind of puppy to get, or should I pay a hooker to fuck Scott, or even a dilemma about fucking Twizzlers. I don't know.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Whore are you.
Is that a Yoda insult or are you asking me where I am?
Yes.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
When we were all out of beer you took a bite out of the cardboard beer box and said "close enough."
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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