Its not like he dircectly choose a cheeseburger over sex, it was more like I said seductively "I really appreciate this and I'm going to make it up to you anyway I can" and he replied "i want a bacon cheeseburger"
i guess he just knew i was going to sleep with him either way
Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
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By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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