I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
So my Christmas cards this year will be my mug shot with my kids face photo shopped next to me....too ghetto?
Already tried, she's too smart for that. I need a Primos "Do your wife in the butt" lure/call to trick her into wanting it
i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
I got a thank you card in the mail from the virgin i slept with on the camping trip. Weird or the new classy?
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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