More tranny stories later!
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
I have yet found the courage to put pants on. No judgement thursday led to no shower friday and now no pants saturday. God i miss college.
Dude. I have so much pot that i only worry about running out of lighters
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
Is it bad that whip cream tastes like sex to me?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
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